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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 14:43:39 GMT -5
Li walked across the fields aimlessly, eying his surroundings, when he suddenly spotted a lone horse grazing. A devilish smile spread across his face, and he loped up to the horse, keeping his face innocent. Then he suddenly stuck his hands before the horse's nose, moving his thumbs smugly. "Ooooh," he teased, "Opposable thumbs! I bet you're jealous!" He laughed.
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 14:47:18 GMT -5
Alashab Eblis snorted, “HOW RUDE!!” He shouted in a girlish voice and slapped him across the face with a white glove, then went back to normal and turned his back on the guy.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 15:07:16 GMT -5
Just as Eblis tried to slap him, Li jumped back. "HA! Can't touch this!" He started dancing, humming the tune, and then suddenly jumped on the horse's back. "Giddy-up, horsey!" He yelled, kicking the horse in the sides and laughing like a maniac.
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 15:17:57 GMT -5
“WHAT THE!!” Eblis bucked and tried to throw the annoying boy. Suddenly a great big dragon came down and snatched the guy with a claw holding him by the back of his coat.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 15:36:21 GMT -5
"Hey!" Li yelled, "Lemme go! I swear I didn't put plastic wrap over the entrance to the cave! It was just-- er..." He thought for a minute, "See, these little guys came in the middle of the night, and they decided that it would look better with a door. A clear door..." He trailed off.
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 15:53:03 GMT -5
“LI!!!!!!” YOU PUT PLASTIC WRAP OVER MY CAVE ENTERANCE!!” She yelled in a manly voice, “That’s it you are grounded for good, till you die, I am so gonna tell your father.” She shook a nail at him.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 15:57:33 GMT -5
He looked at her meekly, "Not Daddy, anyone but him!" he wailed, "He'll take away my knife! Please, show some heart!" He sniffled, then gave Eblis a dirty look. "This is all your fault, horsey!"
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 16:03:05 GMT -5
“Don’t you be talking to me like that?” Eblis stood on his hinds and snapped his fingers three times.
“No, I am sooooo gonna tell your dad.” She shook Li violently, and spun him in a circle, with an invisible rope, “YEEHAWW!!” She yelled acting like he was a lasso.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 16:08:56 GMT -5
Akatsuki stood behind the Dragon. "Yo, what are you doin' to my home dawg?" He asked in a weird accent. Li watched him nervously, "I didn't do it Daddy, I promise! Don't take away my knife!" Akatsuki sighed, "What did my little shnookums do now?" He said in a baby voice.
(srry, i was running out of ideas)
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 16:11:55 GMT -5
“He abused this horse and sealed off my cave entrance which is gonna take like forever to get off.” She let go of the still spinning rope and it went soaring away draggin the boy with, “Oops….” She trailed off.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 16:15:32 GMT -5
Akatsuki watched the explosion in the distance where Li fell, "Dude, its like fireworks!" Then he glanced to Eblis, "Well, I don't blame him for that part, I'd make fun of this poor excuse of a horse too," he said, laughing.
(and hows plastic wrap gonna take forever to get off?)
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 16:27:17 GMT -5
“How about this fun!!” Eblis jumped on Akatsuki’s back, “Yeehaw!!”
Fahd took off to find Li, “Found him!!” She landed on his head.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 16:31:30 GMT -5
Li cringed as he was crushed into the ground. "OW!!!! I think you need to lay off the cheeseburgers, Fahd! You're really starting to pack on the pounds!"
"Aw man!" Akatsuki yelled as he threw off Eblis, "Horse on horse is just WRONG!"
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Post by Thorn on May 11, 2009 16:36:43 GMT -5
“I see what you mean…” Eblis trailed off.
“What I only eat about a million cheeseburgers with extra cheese.” She said wiggling her buutt.
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Post by SoulofDarkness on May 11, 2009 16:40:32 GMT -5
"My point exactly," then Li stood up and brushed off his pants. He took a few steps and bent over, smacking his butt to taunt the dragon. He then bolted off to join his father and the uglier horse.
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